The idea must have sounded great on paper. Cull from popular Buzzfeed videos dubbedPuppyhood— cute yet manipulative — and make a film about an unlikely couple whom fate has drawn together. Make that two dogs. Let the tail-wagging begin. Thing is, in Amazon Freevee’snew doggy rom-com,Puppy Love, there’s not much to wag about. You want there to be, but alas, this dog has already been put to pasture 15 minutes in. The premise — one that has been used before countless times — could have worked if the story offered more than just a quirky meet cute that becomes incredibly predictable.
Still, if you’re craving something sweet (to the point of inducing cavities) that feels plucked out ofthe 1990s rom-com cellar, then take this pup for a walk. In the meantime, let’s see what went wrong (and the few things this film got right).
Dogs Fix Up Humans
There ought to be a dating app out now that hooks people up based on the dogs they have. What a cash cow it must be. That would have been a more interesting take than the story we get inPuppy Love, which tracks two humans who wouldn’t necessarily ever meet, somehow coming together. Because of their dogs.
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Meet Nicole (Lucy Hale ofPretty Little LiarsandScream 4) and Max (Grant Gustin of TV’sThe Flash). They are polar opposites in so many ways. Nicole is frenzied and living out the aftermath of her father’s death. Art school swerved into a real estate gig where she helps stage high-end homes. Max has his own issues. He’s anxiety-ridden and full of quirks, often avoiding the office to work from home as a computer programmer. Nicole is externally driven, Max internally focused. Their first date doesn’t go well. They decide to lose each other’s numbers, but what’s this? Puppy power saves the day.Ish?
You see, Nicole and Max both have recently become pet owners. Max took in a dog to manage his anxiety; Nicole found a stray. The dogs (cutely named Channing Tatum and Chloe) seem to like each other, so much so, that during Nicole and Max’s meeting, apparently doggy sparks fly and — what’s this? — Chloe becomes pregnant. You can see where this is headed. Maybe we should have been paid to write this. Well, about those writers…
A Plot Without Spark. But Why?
Puppy Lovewas directed by Nick Fabiano (Other Dads) and Richard Alan Reid, whoproducedThe Black DemonandBook of Love.Reid is also one of the five — yes, five—writers on board here. You’d think this team was producingOppenheimer.That said, the writing team includes Greg Glienna, who was one of the writers behindMeet the ParentsandLittle Fockers.That sounds promising. Then there’s Peter Stass, who took onRelative Strangers,which starred Kathy Bates. It’s writer Kirsten Guenther’s first outing here. Finally, there’s Dan Scheinkman, who fueledMy Fake Boyfriend.
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These writers may not be multi-Oscar winners, but they are talented. What appears to have gone wrong is too much tinkering, too many cooks (or dogs) in the kitchen. Fabiano’s directing is fine, hitting all the creative marks the script suggests. But somewhere in the mix, it feels as is this writing team plucked plot devices from their previous films to create a dog-com mash-up. It doesn’t work. We’ve experienced nearly every scene in this movie in other rom-coms.
Some good news:the delightful Lucy Haleand Grant Gustin do a fine job with the material they’ve been given. Hale tends to carry the movie, whether it’s because of her character’s forward-moving personality or the fact that Lucy Hale is a good actress. Gustin tends to be overshadowed by his costar. Still, the actors give it their best shot.
The biggest irony: These canines, bless their doggy hearts, lack — how does one say this? — on-screen doggy chemistry. This is noMarley & Me. Oh, forgive us father, for we have badmouthed acting canines. That’s what it’s come to. That said, like Nicole taking in a stray dog in this film, maybe we can do the same. Maybe it’s okay to give a messy little beast a little love. So, tune in if you want to adopt this little runt for a couple of hours… but try not to tune out.
Puppy Lovestreams on Freevee beginning Aug. 18
Puppy Love
Puppy Love is a romantic comedy film starring Lucy Hale and Grant Gustin as Nicole and Max, two opposites who end up on a disastrous first date. While the two go to great lengths to avoid each other, they discover that their dogs did hit it off and are now expecting puppies, forcing Nicole and Max to learn to like each other as they care for their dogs.
